{"product_id":"breeanne-relaxed-v-neck-maxi-dress","title":"BREEANNE™ – Relaxed V-Neck Maxi Dress","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:1.25em;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIt was never your body. It was the dress.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMid-forties and no idea where to shop anymore? Nothing suits you, everything's either too tight or too big, and the gorgeous thing in the photo turns up as a flat, see-through disappointment? You're not imagining it, and it isn't you. The clothes stopped being made for the woman you actually are now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSo we made one that is.\u003c\/strong\u003e Meet the Breeanne — comfy as your pyjamas, looks like you made an effort (you didn't have to). One pull of the drawstring and it fits \u003cem\u003eyou\u003c\/em\u003e, not the size on the label.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align:center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0968\/5948\/8551\/files\/Army_Green_42648d23-7d48-42d8-aeb0-af7936147595.png?v=1780538642\" alt=\"Breeanne relaxed V-neck maxi dress in sage green with drawstring waist and short sleeves\" style=\"max-width:100%;height:auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIf you've stopped trusting dresses, you've good reason\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou know the greatest hits. It looked lovely on the model and arrived like cheap nylon. It went sheer in the afternoon sun — and your friend was the one who told you. It gave you no shape at the waist and had you doing the \"does this make me look pregnant?\" interrogation in the mirror. And the sizing: an 8 in one shop, a 16 in the next, in the same week.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNone of that is your body failing. It's a whole industry that cut its clothes for a willowy 22-year-old fit model, ran them up in plastic fabric, and slapped a meaningless number on the label. We started from the opposite end.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eComfortable \u003cem\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e put-together — at the same time\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe combination you'd half stopped believing in. The Breeanne feels like wearing soft bedsheets and passes, completely, as real clothes. Throw it on and go. Sit through a four-course wedding meal. Move, breathe, reach for the wine — no tugging, no shapewear, no minding it all day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eThe reason the last ten let you down: a fixed number\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border-left:3px solid #8a9a7b;padding:0.5em 1em;margin:1em 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;\"\u003eA rigid size has nowhere to put a changed middle — so it either clings or it drowns you. \u003cstrong\u003eThe Breeanne has a drawstring waist that hands the fit to you.\u003c\/strong\u003e One pull defines your waist exactly where you want it and lets go where you don't. There's no fixed number left to lose to — and it creates real shape, so you don't disappear into a shapeless tent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat's the whole point of it: the dress conforms to you, instead of forcing you into it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWhat you see is what arrives\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour two biggest fears with buying a dress online are \"it'll look nothing like the photo\" and \"it'll be see-through.\" We take both seriously. The Breeanne is cut and made to turn up looking like it does here — and if it ever doesn't sit right, you send it back, no argument, no hassle (see the promise below). No mortifying moments, no money down the drain.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eNot mutton. Not frumpy. Just you, on a good day.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou don't want to look like you're chasing 25, and you're not about to fade into the beige, sensible end of the shop either. The Breeanne sits in the relieved middle — current, easy, age-confident. The flattering V-neck lengthens, the relaxed cut skims instead of clinging, and the short sleeves give you a bit of arm coverage without a fuss. Effortless, not trying too hard. The kind of thing that gets you a \u003cem\u003e\"you're looking well.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align:center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0968\/5948\/8551\/files\/Beige_c089d62a-269d-487e-9d92-86ad93894ab9.png?v=1780538643\" alt=\"Breeanne maxi dress in beige, relaxed fit with side pockets\" style=\"max-width:100%;height:auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eOne dress that earns its keep\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade for an Irish calendar and Irish weather — four seasons before lunch and all. Short sleeves and breathable fabric for the warm bit; relaxed enough to throw a cardi or a denim jacket over when it turns, and still look right. Church to garden to a cold evening, sorted.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt quietly turns up everywhere:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLunch with the girls on Tuesday\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA wedding, christening or communion on Saturday\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe airport on Sunday — straight out of the suitcase\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSummers down the country and weekend breaks away\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBuy it once, wear it for half the summer. That's the value — not money down the drain on a thing you'll wear the once.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eAnd — it has pockets\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReal ones. Hidden in the side seams. Phone, keys, a bit of cash, hands when you don't know what to do with them. Every great dress should have them, and most don't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"border:1px solid #ddd;border-radius:8px;padding:1em 1.25em;margin:1.25em 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 0.4em;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTry it with nothing to lose — our 30-day promise\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;\"\u003eOrder your colour and size, try it on at home in your own light, sit down in it, hold it up to the window. If it isn't right, send it back within 30 days for a full refund. The risk is ours, not yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eBeing seen isn't just for the under-30s\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou didn't get less interesting. The clothes just stopped being made for you. Putting this on isn't notions and it isn't vanity — it's refusing to fade into beige, and feeling like yourself again. That's the whole idea behind it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eThe details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStyle:\u003c\/strong\u003e Relaxed bohemian V-neck maxi · short sleeves · adjustable drawstring waist · hidden side pockets\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Relaxed and forgiving — the drawstring takes up the slack, so there's room to get it just right\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColours:\u003c\/strong\u003e Sage Green · Beige · Black · Blue\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWear it to:\u003c\/strong\u003e weddings, christenings, communions, the races, lunches, holidays, summers down home\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSizes:\u003c\/strong\u003e UK 8 (S) · UK 10 (M) · UK 12\/14 (L) · UK 16 (XL) · UK 18 (2XL)\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Easy-wash, low-iron — made to be lived in\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eQuestions you're right to ask\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill it actually fit my shape?\u003c\/strong\u003e The drawstring waist is the answer to \"too tight or too big\" — you set the waist where you want it, so it works across bust and hips rather than fighting them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill it suit my age?\u003c\/strong\u003e It's designed for the relieved middle — not too young, not \"old lady.\" Current and easy, never trying too hard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat if it doesn't suit me when it arrives?\u003c\/strong\u003e Send it back within 30 days for a full refund. 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